FAO of Hugo

bosstrabs

I’ve done that about fifteen times, it’s my standard response to being refused entry/thrown out.

bosstrabs

“Your fucking loss if you don’t want to let someone like me in, who’ll spend a third of their time macking on any Asian bird in the venue, another third shitting his guts out on your doorless traps after taking an eccy, and another third a boggle-eyed mess jumping around completely out of sync with whatever Terry Francis is playing”

seanc80

‘You must want your head examined if you dont want me stitch-welded to the bar, motionless ,with my jacket on for 8 hours , standing so straight my limbs will be irreparably damaged, adding absolutely nothing to your night ’'

jonattonyeah

seanc80

Fucking LOL

Along_the_Wire

seanc80 LOL

Unbroken1

🤣

Smallman1

Lol’s for Dave and Sean!

Millsy

Lol! Wonderful

Christian

i got in past the first set of bouncers on the door and was about to pay our entry when my mate mate spoke and obvioulsy sounded leathered. we were then asked to leave

Hursty

Has anyone on here actually got in who can provide a solid review? @mono-stereo ?

hugopal

Hursty I’m sure there’s a good reason why you overlooked tagging me there.

mono-stereo

Hursty The main (turbine room?) is an impressive space but preferred the music upstairs. It was all a bit disorientating and dark but I found the place quite amusing. Lot’s of corridors, nooks and crannies. Decent atmosphere, everyone just seemed happy/shocked to be in. 😆

I actually had a better laugh in Watergate listening to extrawelt bang it out, despite it not being as trendy as Berghain.

Hursty

hugopal Just scanned back up the thread to check if anyone had said they had successfully entered!

Go on then, indulge us with your uncensored review on how ‘good’ it is

hugopal

Hursty I wasn’t intending to, just wondering why I wasn’t tagged.

Hursty

mono-stereo This is what my preconception is, for a solid decent night out perhaps one of the other clubs is better.

So far the main reason I’ve seen for going to Berghain is to see if you can get in or not and either way you’ll have a story to tell.

hugopal

mono-stereo the fact that you preferred the music upstairs and think that Extrawelt “bangs it out” are significant caveats to your assessment.

Millsy

Was anyone dressed up in glam rock gear? That would really piss Sean off.

seanc80

Millsy 🤣
A mate of mine was over a while back and the first thing he saw was a really fat man on a '‘love swing’ kind of thing, with a rucksack on his back with all his clothes in it.

Oh yeah… and he had a padlock around his testicles .

Smallman1

seanc80 and he had a padlock around his testicles .

Natch!

Millsy

seanc80 nice of him to carry Damo’s clothes around for him while he was ‘finding the real damien’.

mono-stereo

seanc80 😆

Amps

seanc80 A mate of mine was over a while back and the first thing he saw was a really fat man on a '‘love swing’ kind of thing, with a rucksack on his back with all his clothes in it.

Had a friend who went a fair few years back now. Said he took a look about, wandered into a room full of blokes going at it, apparently the stench of shite was worse than the visual horror. Said he promptly made his way back to the main dance floor and stayed there for the rest of the night.

mono-stereo

hugopal Given you have no idea what music was being played in either room, your “significant caveat” is pointless.

seanc80

Millsy No joke - Funny you should say that the bloke who who relayed all this is actually called Damien!

Unbroken1

Millsy …FFS!

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