Dry January

303abuser

Kells77 good luck, it’s really not a big deal after the first few days. my only real issue with tolerance breaks is the sleep disruption for 3 or 4 nights.

Mad_Cyril

zackster
🤞 for you she migrates to all female gymnastics

zackster

They are literally telling Trump has a tiny dick jokes.

Mad_Cyril

zackster
Ah.

Thats not good. I have a spare bag of Lyme if you’re interested?

Millsy

bosstrabs this whole post is golden. Proper lolz

Homegrove

Still feel like shit.

mono-stereo

Homegrove Still feel like shit

Same here. I think I’m done with Gin.

Dan

3 double GT’s last night…not the best start.

Day 1…

FabiParas

Drank the last of my 18 cans of Stella Xmas present to myself last night. Going shopping later today for some more.

With homeschooling on the horizon for the foreseeable, I’m going to need something to help me through the dark nights ahead.

Smallman1

bosstrabs When the Panny D has fucked off, OLB and me will be going to his favourite crap Chinese ‘North China’, where we will get the beers in and I will stun them out with some perfectly-delivered off-menu ordering in perfect Mandarin delivered in a crisp, rhotic Beijing accent.

Then it will be lacing up the boss trabs and heading down to a club of OLB’s choosing where bants will be ledged, treacles suaved and kitchen sinks lobbed.

Crazy times ahead, hold tight for feedback.

YES DAVE!

bosstrabs

The night will end back at Smallman’s Tooting abode with a load of Boutros and Dorises to watch a 2 hour compilation of the best Donald Silverbridge videos.

Smallman1

bosstrabs The night will end back at Smallman’s Tooting abode with a load of Boutros and Dorises to watch a 2 hour compilation of the best Donald Silverbridge videos.

I would absolutely love that!

Along_the_Wire

He’ll have you fixing the fucking roof.

Smallman1

Along_the_Wire He’ll have you fixing the fucking roof.

Don’t, I’ve now a chunk of my bedroom wall missing in a bid to solve it.

Absolute nightmare.

bosstrabs

Did make me laugh on GU when Thackers was on about going for a night out with Pesto and Pestro kept introducing themselves to birds as ‘This is the famous Terrence Thackeray… from the GU board’ and Thackers had to keep saying ‘not now Pesto’.

That’s what I’m going to do if me and OLB have a night out - keep summoning birds over and saying ‘This is the famous Edward Smallman… aka OL LEDGY BANTS… from the Jaded Clubbers board’

mono-stereo

bosstrabs This is the famous Terrence Thackeray… from the GU board’ and Thackers had to keep saying ‘not now Pesto’.

😆

Smallman1

They’ll be starstruck Dave.

Worry not though, I’ll put them ease with a salvo of unbelievable bants and move from there.

alistair

C_J

My dry January lasted about 36hrs followed by a few strong Scotch ales.

Joking apart, I do think people (i.e. me) need to guard against complacency when it comes to alcohol abuse during the lockdown / wfh environment.

I fear there will be a lasting legacy of alcohol related damage from this pandemic. The chancellor might need to look at bumping up the duty on booze in the next budget imo.

alistair

C_J that will buy him some votes in the red wall seats

Mad_Cyril

C_J
Its a fair point, penny has dropped for me.

Stripping it right back

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