Mad_Cyril

Dave isn’t an incel. He’s just a virgin.

He should come with a warning: “Likely To Cause Vaginal Dryness”

The word ‘incel’ sure struck a nerve here.

I’ll go back to ‘Bongwater’ to keep things on the chummy-humorous level.

    Can someone change my avatar back to the kitchen sink please?!

    Hmm, I have a quite prominent chin/jawline, but I do wear t-shirts with designs on them and would absolutely love a pair of those leatherette velcro black numbers.

      Don’t worry mate, they have more of a victim of paedophilia vibe on you.

      (assuming that’s the look you where aiming for)

      What is it about the bespectacled, backpatched, bedroom DJ look that kids find so sexy?