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  • Have you ever been b*llocked by your parents for doing Persians?

A night in the cell is compulsory growing up isn’t it? I got my night running along cars in Wolverhampton. When handcuffs were on I kept complaining that I couldn’t eat my kebab with cuffs on. Waking up the following morning in a cell didn’t feel good. I was supposed to pick up some gear that night too, glad I got pissed and couldn’t be arsed to go get it, otherwise could have been a different outcome!

Never done a night in the cells.

Done a few hours in the plod station in the afternoon for trespassing when I was younger, that’s it. Minor bollocking.

    bosstrabs Minor bollocking.

    If Jimmy Saville can get away with what he did, it’s no surprise you emerged unscathed from this offence

      Millsy How does someone get caught ‘dealing’ to their own mates lol

        Old-Dutch If Jimmy Saville can get away with what he did, it’s no surprise you emerged unscathed from this offence

        You got done for très-spazzing, which is acting like a total spacker in France.

        seanc80 You were obviously a delinquent Dave.

        My mate was into getting furniture from the local tip and setting it up on the railway to watch a train smash through 😆

        Sometimes he’d sit on it until just before the train hit. Sticks of chairs flying everywhere.

        I suppose it was pretty exciting now that I think about it.

        seanc80 He just wanted to watch the world burn

        Higgins his name was. One of yours.

          bosstrabs That would explain his resourcefulness and the militia/ambush approach on the tracks.
          Its in the genes!

          Also following in the long line of great Irish comics by sitting on the chair until the moment of impact before legging it up the embankment flicking the v-sign at the driver.

            Millsy Rumbles in town really are the pits

            That’s the thing about the States - you never know who might have a glock in their boot. The sorts of bar/pub brawls I’ve seen in GB don’t really happen here. Not to imply it’s any better or worse, just different.

            bosstrabs You are lucky to be alive by the sounds of it. What age were you?
            Dont say mid 20’s

              seanc80 13ish. I was a mere ‘passive observer’ to these shenanigans.

              They weren’t live (electrified) rails in our area either.

              I arrived home at 7am one morning absolutely flying off my face, eyes like yer man out of Salems Lot. Father met me at the door with clenched fists, squared me up and goes “were you smoking cigarettes?” - to be honest I’d doubt my parents even knew bangers existed up until a few years ago after they got a mention in every TV show out there.

                Arrested for drunk and disorderly at uni. Night in cells. The cops were proper wind up merchants. Got charged as well.

                got to court and the deal was they’d drop charges as long as I promised not to make a complaint. Got bound over for 6 months but no record. Still have to get a us visa every 10 years cos I’m really honest like that

                get asked why every time I go and most of them laugh about how honest I am.