Smallman1 Pfft, why would I go there when there was a perfectly good Pizza Express closer?

Almost all the Chinese takeaways where I live are absolute wank. It all tastes the same. I wouldn’t even feed it to my dog.

    I bet they all look the same too, Dubbers

    Lol. Text book.

    bosstrabs

    Amazeballs. Just booked flights, dave. If I don’t find home made chips, thick spicy curry sauce with loads of peas and onions, a spar within walking distance to pick up an irwins nutty crust loaf to make butties, I’m going to start world war 3. In Beijing.

    Talking Chinese takeaways, this still cracks me up

    Dubman they would eat your dog if your not careful

    Tbh who in their right mind wants to go to India?

      Dan Tbh who in their right mind wants to go to India?

      It’s a brilliant country to visit SD.