seanc80 So there were 4 of you?

A bants fail for Sean.

Tbf he’s normally mustard so gets a pass.

    Don’t fucking tell Dave’s an expert on Thai food as well?

    Smallman1 No butter or ghee gets specified on my keema naan Hugo worry not!

    I thought most decent Indian curries were also made with ghee?

    @rhouses ?!

        The amount of times that waitstaff has disregarded your instructions must be through the roof

        Heard at countless kitchens across London. ’Table six! One order of the dressed crab! Some middle aged cunt with a neck like a fucking gerenuk! With his Mum! She’s paying! Wants the baked camembert without the camembert! Give him the actual camembert! No bread!'

          “Sans Cheese” is here again. Entire kitchen groans as one.

          Millsy Some middle aged cunt with a neck like a fucking gerenuk! With his Mum! She’s paying! Wants the baked camembert without the camembert! Give him the actual camembert! No bread!'

          Lol!

            That spag bol toastie looks sublime.

              Smallman1 No ghee in a chicken biryani Hugo!

              it’s also typically the dullest thing on the menu!

                Take it you order it regularly then.

                OLB’s in the house!

                  Hang on… I may be wrong but… I think OLB’s just arrived in da house!?

                    Millsy Outstanding use of ‘gerenuk’

                    Did you know what it was? Or did you go and google ‘long necked freaky looking animal’ ?

                        vinnyt77 A word like that comes naturally to Millsy because it’s not many letters different to ‘generic’, which describes all his music and clothing choices.

                            bosstrabs Hang on… I may be wrong but… I think OLB’s just arrived in da house!?

                            He has!

                            An ak-47 of bants from another planet!

                              bosstrabs A word like that comes naturally to Millsy because it’s not many letters different to ‘generic’, which describes all his music and clothing choices.

                              Or ‘genital’, because he’s a massive cunt / cock

                                Smallman1 Take it you order it regularly then.

                                False - because being able to eat ghee I can actually order a proper curry.

                                  Dutch and Dave being bastards is it? Right! Noted.

                                  Don’t forget Hugo boring the tits off everyone as per!