British cuisine is my comfort food - nothing like some bangers and mash when on the mend - but let’s not be under any illusions. Much of it is fried and bland.

But I’m lucky in California. You’d have to work to find bad food in these parts.

What do you even do with that monstrosity slopbox I posted at the top? Eat it by the fist full?

    We do indeed, lads.

    Our chip shops blast out the deacon blue classic throughout their entire opening hours also, as we leave with our dignities in tact.

      zackster What do you even do with that monstrosity slopbox I posted at the top? Eat it by the fist full?

      Ed paid someone 13 grand to build him a roof with a load of those, zack, so watch your mouth!

        Am still laughing at fish supper!

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          That cheese center can’t be within 5 miles of Ed.

            I have to be honest, I prefer quality junk food, and in most British cities nowadays you can find a very good hamburger somewhere and probably a good smokehouse too.

            And we have to thank the Seppos for that. They’re still fucking idiots when it comes to everything else though.

            Smallman1 this is problematic as I will be expecting a pizza box filled with trash style meal when we go out on the town.

              benson Just what the Doctor shouldn’t order! Lol

              I do love a chicken shiesk.

                -si-

                zackster throw it in the bin and get chilli sauce and garlic sauce instead of curry sauce. Then eat the lot.

                    zackster
                    No hands, that would be uncouth.

                    Hands behind back, faces in the box and trough.

                    Best to make sure you picked up the compulsory colonoscopy voucher too.

                      I assume a top hat, white gloves, and tails are required.

                        Smallman1 Cheese = Certain death for OLB.

                        I found an image displaying the typical day-to-day existence of Ed Smallman:

                            I was all in for the “meat box” until they put watery curry source on the donna meat. WTF.

                            Beef in the US is mostly tasteless due to all the growth hormones and shite you lads feed cattle.

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