English Cuisine

How many people here need a tea towel for their napkin?

Those slip on loafers are

What a pair of cunts. The loafers and the two of them

Hammertime.

Along_the_Wire in what world, other than Sean’s, is that bloke’s get up acceptable?

Millsy It’s genuinely staggering.

I wish them well.

Cap doffed.

Millsy what a load of derivative drivel - wouldn’t be out of place in an episode of Gavin and Stacey

zackster I’ve never even tried a Monster before - are they really much more palpitation-inducing than Red Bull?

Fairly sure the only people who drink Monster are Eastern Bloc construction workers and people from the North.

Hard pass. Smell enough of that Monster shit on the train into work most mornings. The Eastern bloc live off the stuff.

Smallman1 just beat me to it! So true.