Having 3 x slices of granary toast with marmite on (sans butter, obvs) and a cup of Yorkshire tea for breakfast.

Or winning as I like to call it.

Scrambled egg
Beans
2 rashers of bacon

Tremendous

3 x Weetabix

Or ‘breakfast’ as I like to call it

Dan Proper Bacon or them there bacon medallions?

  • Dan replied to this.
      2 months later

      Good example of a chips butty in there for you, Zack

        hugopal For the ladies I would suggest the smoked salmon

        The best part! And his face after he eats the breakfast sandwich.

        • Heno replied to this.

            zackster like someone necking half a pill for the first time!

              zackster WTAF? He is talking very fast and does not look very hungry

                3 months later

                Have to be honest, this looks superb.

                Presto would turn tricks for a plastic fork full of that glorious food mess.

                Looks like on old El Paso tortilla to me.

                Not that I could eat it mind, the cheese would kill me.

                  Smallman1 Actually, it would be the perfect Smallman elimination tool.

                  Rolled up, a decent sized naan would fit perfectly in that neck of yours.

                      Mental picture of a tracksuited Dave ramming said naan down smallman’s blank fizzog while shouting ’why won’t you just die?!'

                      Head to toe in an Adidas trackie whilst rocking the most god awful pair of pastel Diadora’s you ever did see.

                        Smallman1 suede I assume? Both in the material sense and in the sense of the god awful music playing in his walkman headphones.

                        • LT42 replied to this.

                            And when exactly will this be happening? Once Dave is let out of lockdown, 8 years from now?

                            Some seriously innovative fusion cuisine going on at northern English footy grounds…

                            Some of the shit I see on footy scran looks fantastic tbf.

                            bosstrabs chuck some of the lamb keema on the chips, cheese & naan dish, and you have a winner. I would go watch that team just for the half time feast

                              Had aloo keema for lunch on Wednesday.

                              Which is nice.

                              13 days later

                              “Siri, show me a food that isn’t actually British, but is 100% British in spirit”

                              • Heno replied to this.

                                Good old Dr Oetker.

                                With a name like that was born for eurotrance.

                                Clearly missed his calling