Good example of a chips butty in there for you, Zack

    hugopal For the ladies I would suggest the smoked salmon

    The best part! And his face after he eats the breakfast sandwich.

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        zackster like someone necking half a pill for the first time!

          zackster WTAF? He is talking very fast and does not look very hungry

            3 months later

            Have to be honest, this looks superb.

            Presto would turn tricks for a plastic fork full of that glorious food mess.

            Looks like on old El Paso tortilla to me.

            Not that I could eat it mind, the cheese would kill me.

              Smallman1 Actually, it would be the perfect Smallman elimination tool.

              Rolled up, a decent sized naan would fit perfectly in that neck of yours.

                  Mental picture of a tracksuited Dave ramming said naan down smallman’s blank fizzog while shouting ’why won’t you just die?!'

                  Head to toe in an Adidas trackie whilst rocking the most god awful pair of pastel Diadora’s you ever did see.

                    Smallman1 suede I assume? Both in the material sense and in the sense of the god awful music playing in his walkman headphones.

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