Good man, zacko. Love me some zack bants. Any American trying to diss UK food, without the slightest hint of the iron being on, is a top man in my books!
#bantsbros
benson Doner meat chips and cheese. Chilli sauce, garlic sauce and all the salad. after an 8 Pinter in the boozer.
benson Doner meat chips and cheese. Chilli sauce, garlic sauce and all the salad.
after an 8 Pinter in the boozer.
And then its off to the forums to talk shit on Nina’s physical appearance. Sean’s night sorted.
Surgical bants strike from Si, there.
Although just to laugh at the silly English, don’t you lads have to ask for fish and chips in your local chippy, instead of a fish supper? That must be a huge blow to your dignity, lads, saying that in front of other adults, Shirley?
-si- Although just to laugh at the silly English, don’t you lads have to ask for fish and chips in your local chippy, instead of a fish supper? That must be a huge blow to your dignity, lads, saying that in front of other adults, Shirley?
Si, around your endz, you ask for ‘a chip’. Weirdos.
A fish supper?
LOL!
British cuisine is my comfort food - nothing like some bangers and mash when on the mend - but let’s not be under any illusions. Much of it is fried and bland.
But I’m lucky in California. You’d have to work to find bad food in these parts.
What do you even do with that monstrosity slopbox I posted at the top? Eat it by the fist full?
zackster What do you even do with that monstrosity slopbox I posted at the top? Eat it by the fist full?
Ed paid someone 13 grand to build him a roof with a load of those, zack, so watch your mouth!
-si-
zackster throw it in the bin and get chilli sauce and garlic sauce instead of curry sauce. Then eat the lot.
zackster No hands, that would be uncouth.
Hands behind back, faces in the box and trough.
Best to make sure you picked up the compulsory colonoscopy voucher too.
We do indeed, lads.
Our chip shops blast out the deacon blue classic throughout their entire opening hours also, as we leave with our dignities in tact.
Am still laughing at fish supper!
Smallman1 Posh Jock slang
bosstrabs fuckin hell! Treble carb attack,
That cheese center can’t be within 5 miles of Ed.
zackster That cheese center can’t be within 5 miles of Ed.
Cheese = Certain death for OLB.
I have to be honest, I prefer quality junk food, and in most British cities nowadays you can find a very good hamburger somewhere and probably a good smokehouse too.
And we have to thank the Seppos for that. They’re still fucking idiots when it comes to everything else though.
Smallman1 this is problematic as I will be expecting a pizza box filled with trash style meal when we go out on the town.
Smallman1 Cheese = Certain death for OLB.
I found an image displaying the typical day-to-day existence of Ed Smallman:
benson Just what the Doctor shouldn’t order! Lol
I do love a chicken shiesk.
