All this warm weather… are we going to see an explosion in dogging in Britain? And by explosion, I mean like a massive facial, obviously.

    Amps isn’t it a bit too hot for dogging? Just a guess, not based on experience

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        Amps All this warm weather… are we going to see an explosion in dogging in Britain?

        As long as they don’t get locked in the cars they should be OK

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            RichM Thinking it’s too hot anywhere unless you have proper aircon, something of a luxury in Blighty, and as such, shirley some al fresco action would be the order of the day?

              Back to dogging, who’s a ‘jump right in’ kinda guy and who’s more ‘watch & wank’?

              And for fucks sake, nobody let Alistair near the car stereo!

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                Amps is that going to fuck the vineyards? The middle classes won’t like tgat

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                    benson I’m fairly sure it’s gonna fuck the entire planet eventually Bens, nobody’s gonna like it!

                      Mad_Cyril And for fucks sake, nobody let Alistair near the car stereo!

                      On reflection, dogging is a prime time Tory sport… It’s seedy as fuck, they’d never admit to it, it takes place in the countryside, they can roll up in their twat panzers, loads of space in the back, Hunter wellies de rigueur garb, all whilst fucking over someone less privileged.

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                          Plenty of meteor farts the other night.