Alan Partridge-style pitch of TV vehicles for DJs

Smallman1

seanc80 A Question Of Bangers

Lol!

hugopal

Jackmaster’s Taskmaster
Jackmaster hosts a comedy panel game show as he gets a group of DJs to compete at completing a set of hilarious tasks such as molesting as many club attendees as possible while on GHB, and trying to squeeze one out into the most creative household appliance they can come up with (kettle, toaster, microwave, etc.).

ScottBailey

Holmes Under The Hammer

After all the gigs dried up in the early 2000’s, Holmes Under The Hammer sees former DJ ‘David Holmes’ touring round all the derelict night clubs up and down the UK (due to COVID) that are going to auction, telling anecdotes about getting loaded with Bobby Gillespie “back in the day” and doing lines off a vinyl copy of Jeff Mills ‘Bells’ with Sven Vath in “that very DJ booth”.
After the auction is concluded, he talks to the buyer about how the club scene isn’t what it used to be like in the early 90s, and that they should turn it into office blocks as there’s no money in clubbing anymore; “Film scores are where it’s at these days! Just ask Paul Oakenfold…”

alistair

ScottBailey lol, I actually remember buying his Swordfish soundtrack. Played it once. Joke on me

Millsy

Monkey Tennis
Paul Oakenfold and Ricardo Villalobos play tennis.

bosstrabs

Millsy THIS IS AN UNDERRATED POST

Heno

Millsy lol!!!

alistair

LT42 lol.

Along_the_Wire

Cunt

James Holden finally disappears up his own arsehole, creating an enormous vacuum of cuntage to be filled by Zabiela and Dixon

seanc80

Grant Cook Wont Cook
Show where Grant competes against Dj’s he dislikes where contestants compete with Grant to eat kitchen utensils such as alluminium colanders.

Along_the_Wire

LOL

ScottBailey

Bullet In The Gun House

Pat Sharp brings back the old format, but this time contestants have to guess the “Prog’ Classic” from a 5 second soundbyte. Correct answer gets the chance to chase Paul Oakenfold round ‘The House’ with .45, to the soundtrack of Bullet In The Gun. Meanwhile the twins are also brought back to les’ off in the background.

hugopal

Age of Love Island, with Charlotte de Witte

Exactly the same as the original, but slightly worse.

ScottBailey

hugopal 😂

jonattonyeah

hugopal

LOL

seanc80

Very good Hugo!

Millsy

Lols!

Phil-McRackin

Dirty Roger Sanchez.
DJ Roger Sanchez pranks his way round the Gower Peninsula before finally being arrested for stapling himself to sheep but is released after being given Another Chance.

ScottBailey

Phil-McRackin stalling himself to sheep

assuming that’s why his nickname is the ‘S-man’?

Phil-McRackin

ScottBailey yes!….meant to be stapling….

ScottBailey

Armin’s Van Bureau

Documenting the day to day activities of Armin’s white van empire.

Regular theme - Old Bill confiscating vehicles linked to murder inquiries.

Also regular cameos by builders called Darren

Mad_Cyril

nly fls n hwtn

Richie Hawtin, Troy Pierce, Magda, Gaiser and Hearthrob drive around saarf London in a 3 wheeler, using their magical Cube to obtain abstract field recordings for their next ‘happening’.

Whilst dialogue is predictably mnml, hilarity ensues as the natives react unpredictability (and often violently) to our heroes über coolische hair, costumes and dj sets.

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