ScottBailey lol, I actually remember buying his Swordfish soundtrack. Played it once. Joke on me

    Cunt

    James Holden finally disappears up his own arsehole, creating an enormous vacuum of cuntage to be filled by Zabiela and Dixon

    Grant Cook Wont Cook
    Show where Grant competes against Dj’s he dislikes where contestants compete with Grant to eat kitchen utensils such as alluminium colanders.

    Bullet In The Gun House

    Pat Sharp brings back the old format, but this time contestants have to guess the “Prog’ Classic” from a 5 second soundbyte. Correct answer gets the chance to chase Paul Oakenfold round ‘The House’ with .45, to the soundtrack of Bullet In The Gun. Meanwhile the twins are also brought back to les’ off in the background.

    Age of Love Island, with Charlotte de Witte

    Exactly the same as the original, but slightly worse.

      Dirty Roger Sanchez.
      DJ Roger Sanchez pranks his way round the Gower Peninsula before finally being arrested for stapling himself to sheep but is released after being given Another Chance.

        Armin’s Van Bureau

        Documenting the day to day activities of Armin’s white van empire.

        Regular theme - Old Bill confiscating vehicles linked to murder inquiries.

        Also regular cameos by builders called Darren

        nly fls n hwtn

        Richie Hawtin, Troy Pierce, Magda, Gaiser and Hearthrob drive around saarf London in a 3 wheeler, using their magical Cube to obtain abstract field recordings for their next ‘happening’.

        Whilst dialogue is predictably mnml, hilarity ensues as the natives react unpredictability (and often violently) to our heroes über coolische hair, costumes and dj sets.

        The Antiques Roid Show

        David Morales arm wrestles pundits over the DJ Booth. With his top off.