Bullet In The Gun House

Pat Sharp brings back the old format, but this time contestants have to guess the “Prog’ Classic” from a 5 second soundbyte. Correct answer gets the chance to chase Paul Oakenfold round ‘The House’ with .45, to the soundtrack of Bullet In The Gun. Meanwhile the twins are also brought back to les’ off in the background.

Age of Love Island, with Charlotte de Witte

Exactly the same as the original, but slightly worse.

    Dirty Roger Sanchez.
    DJ Roger Sanchez pranks his way round the Gower Peninsula before finally being arrested for stapling himself to sheep but is released after being given Another Chance.

      Armin’s Van Bureau

      Documenting the day to day activities of Armin’s white van empire.

      Regular theme - Old Bill confiscating vehicles linked to murder inquiries.

      Also regular cameos by builders called Darren

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      Richie Hawtin, Troy Pierce, Magda, Gaiser and Hearthrob drive around saarf London in a 3 wheeler, using their magical Cube to obtain abstract field recordings for their next ‘happening’.

      Whilst dialogue is predictably mnml, hilarity ensues as the natives react unpredictability (and often violently) to our heroes über coolische hair, costumes and dj sets.

      The Antiques Roid Show

      David Morales arm wrestles pundits over the DJ Booth. With his top off.

      One foot in the rave - old timer Runny Dumpling teams up for a dynamic duo with Danny Tenaglia where they talk about how good it used to BE in the old days.

      Red Dwarf - a sunburnt Steve Lawler finds himself stuck on a spaceship in the middle of the known universe, desperately trying to peddle middle of the road tech house to an evolved cat, robot and hologram.