Managed to swerve it this year luckily
Valentine's Day
Spot of dinner then off for a spot of dogging.
The usual tbf
No Keto cake & organic roses. Kin hell
Dan see you at 10
The flowers still havenāt arrived. Iām certain my missus thinks Iām a cunt and havenāt ordered any.
Thankfully the Duchess has a birthday within 5 days of Valentines and so never expects anything by way of gifts, which is great as I always get her fuck all.
Who said romance was dead ay Millsy?
Lol, living the dream!
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Donāt forget your mumās card @Smallman1 x
Millsy Thankfully the Duchess has a birthday within 5 days of Valentines and so never expects anything by way of gifts, which is great as I always get her fuck all.
Surely doing your bit by taking her to āThe Duchess Theatreā while you chug no pun intended 8 train beers en route (while playing Springsteen full blast on your mobile in the carriage).
Flowers, prosecco & card deliberately ordered after we agreed not to get each other anything so when her mates ask about it, she can be the tosser.
Wally prosecco
You know how to spoil a lady
Having you in her life is present enough, Wal.