Wally
Wife: “We’re not doing Valentine’s Day this year are we?”
Me: “Sure, happy not to do it this year” [* remembers Valentine’s Day 2021 when she also said that and got the hump when I didn’t give her flowers. Then had to pay a load of money to get flowers delivered on the day before divorce o’clock*]
Wife (intermittently for the next few days) referencing Valentine’s Day at every opportunity.
Me: No comment
Me: Order flowers, card etc. for Valentine’s Day.
Wife: [on Valentine’s Day] I thought we weren’t doing anything. You didn’t have to buy me anything.
Me: Groans
Wife hurriedly goes out to shops on Valentine’s day to get me a card and some chocolates.
