Valentine's Day
The flowers still havenāt arrived. Iām certain my missus thinks Iām a cunt and havenāt ordered any.
Thankfully the Duchess has a birthday within 5 days of Valentines and so never expects anything by way of gifts, which is great as I always get her fuck all.
Who said romance was dead ay Millsy?
Lol, living the dream!
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Donāt forget your mumās card @Smallman1 x
Millsy Thankfully the Duchess has a birthday within 5 days of Valentines and so never expects anything by way of gifts, which is great as I always get her fuck all.
Surely doing your bit by taking her to āThe Duchess Theatreā while you chug no pun intended 8 train beers en route (while playing Springsteen full blast on your mobile in the carriage).
Flowers, prosecco & card deliberately ordered after we agreed not to get each other anything so when her mates ask about it, she can be the tosser.
Wally prosecco
You know how to spoil a lady
Having you in her life is present enough, Wal.
Iāll cook and then weāll settle down to watch Pregnant Asian Babes 4 after the boy has gone to bed. Iāll trim her nails and let her slip a digit in and as Iām approaching 50 Iāll get her to check for any abnormalities, kill 2 birds and all that.
Iām gonna settle down and watch Possum with the missus.
Along_the_Wire Perfect.
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Took the day off, bought the missus brunch and instead of taking her bike for a needed service, bought her the new one she had her eye on. Best reaction of any present yet!
alistair Factor Ostro?