The flowers still havenā€™t arrived. Iā€™m certain my missus thinks Iā€™m a cunt and havenā€™t ordered any.

Thankfully the Duchess has a birthday within 5 days of Valentines and so never expects anything by way of gifts, which is great as I always get her fuck all.

    Millsy Thankfully the Duchess has a birthday within 5 days of Valentines and so never expects anything by way of gifts, which is great as I always get her fuck all.

    Surely doing your bit by taking her to ā€˜The Duchess Theatreā€™ while you chug no pun intended 8 train beers en route (while playing Springsteen full blast on your mobile in the carriage).

      Flowers, prosecco & card deliberately ordered after we agreed not to get each other anything so when her mates ask about it, she can be the tosser.

        Having you in her life is present enough, Wal.

        Iā€™ll cook and then weā€™ll settle down to watch Pregnant Asian Babes 4 after the boy has gone to bed. Iā€™ll trim her nails and let her slip a digit in and as Iā€™m approaching 50 Iā€™ll get her to check for any abnormalities, kill 2 birds and all that.

        Took the day off, bought the missus brunch and instead of taking her bike for a needed service, bought her the new one she had her eye on. Best reaction of any present yet!