Valentine's Day

Dan

Dubman Still got the Fiat Punto.

Dan

Old-Dutch Spot on 👍🏻

Along_the_Wire

Old-Dutch LOL

Along_the_Wire

The flowers still haven’t arrived. I’m certain my missus thinks I’m a cunt and haven’t ordered any.

Millsy

Thankfully the Duchess has a birthday within 5 days of Valentines and so never expects anything by way of gifts, which is great as I always get her fuck all.

bosstrabs

Millsy Thankfully the Duchess has a birthday within 5 days of Valentines and so never expects anything by way of gifts, which is great as I always get her fuck all.

Surely doing your bit by taking her to ‘The Duchess Theatre’ while you chug no pun intended 8 train beers en route (while playing Springsteen full blast on your mobile in the carriage).

Smallman1

Who said romance was dead ay Millsy?

Millsy

Smallman1 treat em mean, never hear the fucking end of it mate

Smallman1

Lol, living the dream!

mono-stereo

Don’t forget your mum’s card @Smallman1 x

Millsy

mono-stereo 😆

Millsy

bosstrabs that’s basically the plan Davo. She’s so spoiled

Wally

Flowers, prosecco & card deliberately ordered after we agreed not to get each other anything so when her mates ask about it, she can be the tosser.

Along_the_Wire

Wally prosecco

You know how to spoil a lady

whatever

Wally

Wife: “We’re not doing Valentine’s Day this year are we?”
Me: “Sure, happy not to do it this year” [* remembers Valentine’s Day 2021 when she also said that and got the hump when I didn’t give her flowers. Then had to pay a load of money to get flowers delivered on the day before divorce o’clock*]
Wife (intermittently for the next few days) referencing Valentine’s Day at every opportunity.
Me: No comment
Me: Order flowers, card etc. for Valentine’s Day.
Wife: [on Valentine’s Day] I thought we weren’t doing anything. You didn’t have to buy me anything.
Me: Groans
Wife hurriedly goes out to shops on Valentine’s day to get me a card and some chocolates.

Millsy

Having you in her life is present enough, Wal.

Phil-McRackin

I’ll cook and then we’ll settle down to watch Pregnant Asian Babes 4 after the boy has gone to bed. I’ll trim her nails and let her slip a digit in and as I’m approaching 50 I’ll get her to check for any abnormalities, kill 2 birds and all that.

Along_the_Wire

I’m gonna settle down and watch Possum with the missus.

Phil-McRackin

Along_the_Wire Perfect.

alistair

Took the day off, bought the missus brunch and instead of taking her bike for a needed service, bought her the new one she had her eye on. Best reaction of any present yet!

Along_the_Wire

alistair Factor Ostro?

alistair

Along_the_Wire Oh God no. She probably would have killed me 😂 Vitus Nucleus 29 VR