I hope you’re all rolling out the red carpet and treating your Dorises like the absolute treacles that they are today.

Got some flowers arriving later.

I’ll probably cook tea.

Cheers

Managed to swerve it this year luckily 👌

Spot of dinner then off for a spot of dogging.

The usual tbf

    No Keto cake & organic roses. Kin hell

    The flowers still haven’t arrived. I’m certain my missus thinks I’m a cunt and haven’t ordered any.

    Thankfully the Duchess has a birthday within 5 days of Valentines and so never expects anything by way of gifts, which is great as I always get her fuck all.

      Millsy Thankfully the Duchess has a birthday within 5 days of Valentines and so never expects anything by way of gifts, which is great as I always get her fuck all.

      Surely doing your bit by taking her to ‘The Duchess Theatre’ while you chug no pun intended 8 train beers en route (while playing Springsteen full blast on your mobile in the carriage).

          Flowers, prosecco & card deliberately ordered after we agreed not to get each other anything so when her mates ask about it, she can be the tosser.