FAO OF Carl Cox fans

Homegrove

His self autobiography was dull because he’s such a positive bloke. No drama, apart from the 2007 shooting at his gig in South America. It was 300 pages of then this happened. Was fun reading about the 80s raves though.

Smallman1

Spent his early life in South London did Carl, ledge.

bosstrabs

Smallman1 Spent his early life in South London did Carl, ledge.

Smallman, just because somebody spent some time in a place you happen to like doesn’t make them a ‘ledge’.

Jade Goody was from South London. Was she automatically a ‘ledge’, or a daft racist bint with an IQ of 75?

Smallman1

bosstrabs happen to like

I WAS BORN HERE!

seanc80

Ties his shoes inexplicably tight does Carl, Ledge.

bosstrabs

Smallman1 I WAS BORN HERE!

I didn’t want to make any assumptions.

You seem to me the type of posh cunt who might have been born somewhere bizarre like Singapore or Ullapool or Thirsk, while your parents were on some bizarre work posting or sabbatical.

Cankles-McJeggings

bosstrabs

Still a step up from a place that legalised being a peado by lowering the age of consent hey Dave 😂

mono-stereo

bosstrabs 😂

Smallman1

Born in Tooting chief.

Admittedly raised in Hampton Court.

Dutchy to be along in 5,4,3…

ScottBailey

Smallman1 Born in Tooting

Must have been in St George’s Hospital. The only redeeming feature of London’s morning bowel movement that is Tooting.

Cankles-McJeggings

I definitely remember you saying you were raised in Surrey Edwand.

Smallman1

ScottBailey Must have been in St George’s Hospital.

Is the right answer!

bosstrabs

Come back with something better Dermo, you used to be much more imaginative.

Cankles-McJeggings

bosstrabs

What you mean like you digging up and shoehorning in anything you possibly can from the last decade? Haha classic.

Cankles-McJeggings

Smallman1

Are you dodging that you said you were raised in Surrey Edwand? Conveniently swapped to Hampton Court to make it look like you’re a Mockney!

Smallman1

I always thought Hampton Court was in Surrey!

I can’t believe it’s taken me 42 years to realise it’s not!

ScottBailey

Smallman1 I always thought Hampton Court was in Surrey

assuming you weren’t born in the palace (because lets face it….) the Thames is the county boarder so Hampton Court is in Surrey. The palace is not. Google Maps innit.

Cankles-McJeggings

ScottBailey

Hampton is a suburban area on the north bank of the River Thames, in the London Borough of Richmond upon Thames, England, and historically in the County of Middlesex. Which includes Hampton Court Palace.

Googled of course.

erik

ScottBailey this is correct.

Cankles-McJeggings

That’s ok. I dont know why you’d want to be from London over Surrey anyway. Apart from you think it gives you kudos.

ScottBailey

Cankles-McJeggings Hampton

Hampton and Hampton Court (if we’re talking about tube station) in two different counties. Ed said Hampton Court. Can you clarify @Smallman1 ? This is too important…

Smallman1

Born in London and raised in Suzza.

Talk about living the dream.

Cankles-McJeggings

Smallman1

You just said you were raised in Hampton Court which is in Middlesex.

alistair

Smallman1 fagging and soggy biscuits

Smallman1

Followed by 5 years of boarding school in West Sussex.

Or winning as I like to call it.

Dan

Smallman1 Obviously not in Geography.

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