I definitely remember you saying you were raised in Surrey Edwand.
FAO OF Carl Cox fans
Smallman1 Born in Tooting
Must have been in St George’s Hospital. The only redeeming feature of London’s morning bowel movement that is Tooting.
Still a step up from a place that legalised being a peado by lowering the age of consent hey Dave 
Come back with something better Dermo, you used to be much more imaginative.
What you mean like you digging up and shoehorning in anything you possibly can from the last decade? Haha classic.
ScottBailey Must have been in St George’s Hospital.
Is the right answer!
Are you dodging that you said you were raised in Surrey Edwand? Conveniently swapped to Hampton Court to make it look like you’re a Mockney!
I always thought Hampton Court was in Surrey!
I can’t believe it’s taken me 42 years to realise it’s not!
Smallman1 I always thought Hampton Court was in Surrey
assuming you weren’t born in the palace (because lets face it….) the Thames is the county boarder so Hampton Court is in Surrey. The palace is not. Google Maps innit.
That’s ok. I dont know why you’d want to be from London over Surrey anyway. Apart from you think it gives you kudos.
Hampton is a suburban area on the north bank of the River Thames, in the London Borough of Richmond upon Thames, England, and historically in the County of Middlesex. Which includes Hampton Court Palace.
Googled of course.
Born in London and raised in Suzza.
Talk about living the dream.
Followed by 5 years of boarding school in West Sussex.
Or winning as I like to call it.
You just said you were raised in Hampton Court which is in Middlesex.
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Cankles-McJeggings Hampton
Hampton and Hampton Court (if we’re talking about tube station) in two different counties. Ed said Hampton Court. Can you clarify @Smallman1 ? This is too important…
Idea for film. The Born Identity
Unversal clownshoe Ed Smallman frantically races through the various boroughs of London and surounds, with an unquenchable thirst to retrace his heritage but only as far back as he was actually born, mainly to identify what his exact address is.
He is attacked frequently throughout.
seanc80 ends up jumping into the Thames at the end of ever episode, like some kind of Eastenders cliffhanger