Who do you think you are? with Edwand Smallman.
Finds he’s the lovechild of Senior and one of Mel and Kim. (Uncertainty around which one) conceived in the back of a Rover 3500.
Episode ends 20 minutes short.

seanc80 Idea for film. The Born Identity

Unversal clownshoe Ed Smallman frantically races through the various boroughs of London and surounds, with an unquenchable thirst to retrace his heritage but only as far back as he was actually born, mainly to identify what his exact address is.

He is attacked frequently throughout.

Lol!

That and the last sentence properly made me lol!

To be fair to Ed, 1) it is possible for his head and his body to be in different counties due to his go-go-gadget neck and 2) boundaries do change. My mum was born in Altrincham, which she still claims is Cheshire, even though it’s Greater Manchester. She’s not senile, just thinks she’s posh.

However, these boundary changes took place in 1974, so he is after all a total thicket.

When Cox was at Bedrock he brought a crowd of muscle Marys with roid rage.

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