bosstrabs

What you mean like you digging up and shoehorning in anything you possibly can from the last decade? Haha classic.

Smallman1

Are you dodging that you said you were raised in Surrey Edwand? Conveniently swapped to Hampton Court to make it look like you’re a Mockney!

I always thought Hampton Court was in Surrey!

I can’t believe it’s taken me 42 years to realise it’s not!

    Smallman1 I always thought Hampton Court was in Surrey

    assuming you weren’t born in the palace (because lets face it….) the Thames is the county boarder so Hampton Court is in Surrey. The palace is not. Google Maps innit.

      That’s ok. I dont know why you’d want to be from London over Surrey anyway. Apart from you think it gives you kudos.

      ScottBailey

      Hampton is a suburban area on the north bank of the River Thames, in the London Borough of Richmond upon Thames, England, and historically in the County of Middlesex. Which includes Hampton Court Palace.

      Googled of course.

        Followed by 5 years of boarding school in West Sussex.

        Or winning as I like to call it.

        • Dan replied to this.

          Hampton and Hampton Court (if we’re talking about tube station) in two different counties. Ed said Hampton Court. Can you clarify @Smallman1 ? This is too important…

          Idea for film. The Born Identity

          Unversal clownshoe Ed Smallman frantically races through the various boroughs of London and surounds, with an unquenchable thirst to retrace his heritage but only as far back as he was actually born, mainly to identify what his exact address is.

          He is attacked frequently throughout.

            seanc80 ends up jumping into the Thames at the end of ever episode, like some kind of Eastenders cliffhanger

            Also I’m certain we’ve already had this conversation on a previous iteration of the board.

            Who do you think you are? with Edwand Smallman.
            Finds he’s the lovechild of Senior and one of Mel and Kim. (Uncertainty around which one) conceived in the back of a Rover 3500.
            Episode ends 20 minutes short.

            seanc80 Idea for film. The Born Identity

            Unversal clownshoe Ed Smallman frantically races through the various boroughs of London and surounds, with an unquenchable thirst to retrace his heritage but only as far back as he was actually born, mainly to identify what his exact address is.

            He is attacked frequently throughout.

            Lol!

            That and the last sentence properly made me lol!

            To be fair to Ed, 1) it is possible for his head and his body to be in different counties due to his go-go-gadget neck and 2) boundaries do change. My mum was born in Altrincham, which she still claims is Cheshire, even though it’s Greater Manchester. She’s not senile, just thinks she’s posh.

            However, these boundary changes took place in 1974, so he is after all a total thicket.

            When Cox was at Bedrock he brought a crowd of muscle Marys with roid rage.

            • Dan replied to this.