Ties his shoes inexplicably tight does Carl, Ledge.

Smallman1 I WAS BORN HERE!

I didn’t want to make any assumptions.

You seem to me the type of posh cunt who might have been born somewhere bizarre like Singapore or Ullapool or Thirsk, while your parents were on some bizarre work posting or sabbatical.

    Born in Tooting chief.

    Admittedly raised in Hampton Court.

    Dutchy to be along in 5,4,3…

      Smallman1 Born in Tooting

      Must have been in St George’s Hospital. The only redeeming feature of London’s morning bowel movement that is Tooting.

        bosstrabs

        What you mean like you digging up and shoehorning in anything you possibly can from the last decade? Haha classic.

        Smallman1

        Are you dodging that you said you were raised in Surrey Edwand? Conveniently swapped to Hampton Court to make it look like you’re a Mockney!

        I always thought Hampton Court was in Surrey!

        I can’t believe it’s taken me 42 years to realise it’s not!

          Smallman1 I always thought Hampton Court was in Surrey

          assuming you weren’t born in the palace (because lets face it….) the Thames is the county boarder so Hampton Court is in Surrey. The palace is not. Google Maps innit.

            That’s ok. I dont know why you’d want to be from London over Surrey anyway. Apart from you think it gives you kudos.

            ScottBailey

            Hampton is a suburban area on the north bank of the River Thames, in the London Borough of Richmond upon Thames, England, and historically in the County of Middlesex. Which includes Hampton Court Palace.

            Googled of course.

              Followed by 5 years of boarding school in West Sussex.

              Or winning as I like to call it.

              • Dan replied to this.

                Hampton and Hampton Court (if we’re talking about tube station) in two different counties. Ed said Hampton Court. Can you clarify @Smallman1 ? This is too important…