FAO OF MC AKA ZERO BANTS

Old-Dutch

Did Solomun’s night on the Sunday I was out there. The place went off big-time. Haven’t experienced a club with an atmosphere like that in many many years.

-si-

Old-Dutch

Hit the solomum night when over for my 40th a few years back, dutch, was fucking top class craic.

Enjoy the white isle, MC! Representin’ the JC fam, hit up wayne lineker to get fingered before you come home.

LT42

MC will be feeling mouldy at the hotel cabaret by 9pm as the second rendition of Rock the Boat forces him out of his seat.

Mad_Cyril

LT42

Private Villa our kid. The lack of organised bingo is making me twitch already

zackster

Anfisa Letyago at DC-10 on Friday. Ed didn’t have the T to darken their door, but I suspect you might!

https://ra.co/events/1528340

Smallman1

How many times has OLB been to Ibiza? 12

How many times has Zackster been to Ibiza? 0

The words case closed spring to mind!

Mad_Cyril

Zacko would rip beefa a new one with his jackhammer hardcore crunchwave bizniss techno

Mad_Cyril

-si- hit up wayne lineker to get fingered before you come home.

You know it’s happenin

Just sent the wife over to take the edge off any callouses

bosstrabs

Mad_Cyril You know it’s happenin

Just sent the wife over to take the edge off any callouses

Solid bants from MC recently.

Any chance you can do a guest lecture at Bants School?

Ignore Smallman’s objections, he’s a minority shareholder.

gcw

Lol at Lineker…..i had the pleasure of watching him strut about the place on my last visit. He’s a player over there no doubt!

Millsy

I imagine Wayne Lineker’s musk collection is beyond compare. Net worth of £30mil. Winner

seanc80

Sorry to go against the grain of half truths, idiotic declarations and outright lies in this thread but Solomun is a talentless, Balkan peasant. My advise would be to aim a bit hgher than his cheesy childlike stab at melodic house & techno.

File under Lee Foss/Hot Creations.

LT42

seanc80 Solomun is a talentless, Balkan peasant.

🤣

zackster

seanc80 Solomun is a talentless, Balkan peasant. My advise would be to aim a bit hgher than his cheesy childlike stab at melodic house & techno.

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

-si-

To be fair to the lad, he’s probably living his best life. Swings both ways and takes the cream of the crop as his playthings.

Whether or not that’s a life many people would choose as their best one is neither here nor there to old wayners.

Ed has been to ibiza 12 times and stayed with wayne the last 10 of those. Nobody rocks that sexy AIDS chic like our eddie.

Old-Dutch

Saw a video of Connor McGregor swanning into Ocean Beach Club on Instagram yesterday. Grim.

-si-

Old-Dutch

Imagine mcgregor, ed and lineker on a night out!!!!

Amps

Old-Dutch Can only assume the entire place will eventually morph into some hellish pseudo version of Vegas.

seanc80

McGregor may be a narcissistic, coked-up, serial rapist however he does have his drawbacks.

Smallman1

Lol!

Smallman1

When I saw big Solomun at Pacha a few months ago he absolutely nailed it, granted it isn’t 100% my bag musically but he knows how to get the club going big time.