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  • The whole energy crisis thing

Amps Do you know anything about fracking?

One of my specialist subjects!

    Can they keep the fracking to the north?

    If yes, let’s get going!

    Amps at least the last thing he’ll have to worry about is a leaky roof

      Would there be any objection to levelling Liverpool and turning it into a giant wind farm?

        ScottBailey would still come above Utd in the league, you will need more than that

          Could give Hendo a job blowing on them so he thinks they’re going faster

          Just got to nationalise all the energy industries, kick the Tory filth out and run the energy companies and the country properly.

          5 days later

          We got a new contract from the local energy company. Our bill for the next 12 months will go up 1100 € if we change nothing in our house when it comes to using electricity. Not bad.

          We’re already so skimpy there’s little we can change anyway.

            Homegrove We’re already so skimpy there’s little we can change anyway.

            Reducing your mixes from > 6 hours to 1 would save you a tidy sum!!

                Don’t forget you can always kill her and the cats as a last resort too, Hanners.

                  There must surely be some way to connect a cat to a turbine and capture the energy produced by dangling a live mouse just in front of it.

                  Your cat’s on the property ladder Vin?

                  Fair play!

                    Thermostat down another couple of degrees, stick a jumper on luv I’m going to the pub

                    But in all seriousness I’m already a tight git when it comes to energy use. It’s now got to ensuring that all curtains are lined, checking for door / window seal draughts and actually not complaining when my wife puts a hot water bottle in the bed