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Could give Hendo a job blowing on them so he thinks they’re going faster

Just got to nationalise all the energy industries, kick the Tory filth out and run the energy companies and the country properly.

5 days later

We got a new contract from the local energy company. Our bill for the next 12 months will go up 1100 € if we change nothing in our house when it comes to using electricity. Not bad.

We’re already so skimpy there’s little we can change anyway.

    Homegrove We’re already so skimpy there’s little we can change anyway.

    Reducing your mixes from > 6 hours to 1 would save you a tidy sum!!

        Don’t forget you can always kill her and the cats as a last resort too, Hanners.

          There must surely be some way to connect a cat to a turbine and capture the energy produced by dangling a live mouse just in front of it.

          Your cat’s on the property ladder Vin?

          Fair play!

            Thermostat down another couple of degrees, stick a jumper on luv I’m going to the pub

            But in all seriousness I’m already a tight git when it comes to energy use. It’s now got to ensuring that all curtains are lined, checking for door / window seal draughts and actually not complaining when my wife puts a hot water bottle in the bed

              Smallman1 No. It has a permanent wooden structure in the garden that it uses to piss and shit in. Fully waterproof roof though 👍️

                Just read that most people will incur a cost of 18 quid for just 4 hours heating this winter…. Putin you utter cunt

                  Jules72 Putin you utter cunt

                  He’s just a part of the problem. The wholesale profiteering is where the real cuntage is.

                      Along_the_Wire it’s true they’re benefiting from higher prices on markets… so there’s a strong case for a windfall tax