"If you love something, set it free…
If it comes back, it is yours…
If it does not, catch it, kill it and fuck it".
Millsy's top pick me up slogan jamboree
3 potato sides + 2 glasses of bubbles =
1 love 
Leave Becks alone. He’s a very humble man and staunch monarchist.
A lol for Mono!
You want to know who I’m in love with?
Read the first word again.
Awwwwwwww 
Lol, am an old romantic at heart!
Where’s that Dermo gif of him smashing smalballs with a baseball bat..
Lol’s for MC, SM001 AND Morty!
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Cankles-McJeggings fuck yesss 
Got an ex-boss I’d like to gift one of those as well (to get the idea of the sort of man he is; imagine Trump as a GP.. FFS).
drink, love, life and docking
You always gain by giving love.
Love is so short, forgetting is so long.
I’m a glass half-full kind of person…. I said to the lady at the sperm bank.
If you can read this you’re standing to close to me.. please fuck off