Not that I’m getting ahead of myself but her family will end up loving me.

It’s the cheeky playful bants!

    I’ve yet to meet a Geordie who harbours anything but the fondest of deferential affection for cheeky, self-confident southerners like you Ed so I’m sure you’re right.

    C_J A Geordie* and a ride.

    *from Washington in Tyne & Wear apparently; I have no idea where that lies technically on the whole Geordie-Mackem spectrum.

    I’m not even sure, it’s right between the two, possibly leaning slightly towards mackem. Like a no man’s land industrial estate.

        NasserAlazzawi
        Not much there is there? couple of new build estates and some top secret stuff I’m not allowed to tell you about.

        Closer to Durham too?

            Smallman1
            Working on synthesising both and, if it comes off we’ll all be consumed by a supermassive black hole of prog**

            ** not a euphemism
            ** not related to purple aki

              Smallman1 Not that I’m getting ahead of myself but her family will end up loving me.

              It’s the cheeky playful bants!

              Yeh until they see your rainbow laces and Timmy Mallet attire.

                I just don’t want you to get hurt again, Ed

                It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

                Not my words, the words of Lord Tennyson.

                Geordies are all fucking cunts, and also massive class traitors by being the most Tory major city in the north and also singing “You’ll never work again” at Anfield, even though the thick cunts lived in the one place with worse unemployment than Liverpool in the Thatcher years.

                Fuck ’em, I hope their shithole city gets burned to the ground, the horse-punching twats.

                  Just don’t go all in like a Golden Retriever like last time.

                  Morning, Dave. 😅