25 Years of UK Garage

Smalls would be the subject of an all male bukkake session splat in the middle of 10 garage geezers wearing black string vests hosing him down whilst he’s in his pouch and bunny ears.
Uugh why did I just think of that.

Had the misfortune of going to a Freedom @ Bagley’s night. Not my idea. Wandered into the UKG room and it was mostly birds dancing. Most guys were in the corners looking over their shoulders scowling and sucking their teeth at each other whilst occasionally bending their knee to the snare.

BlainSA I had the same misfortune, but legged it across the road to The Cross.

Dan Mate, don’t rub it in. It was Renaissance that night as well… All my school mates bar one who also wanted to go to Renaissance were dead set on going to Bagley’s. Hindsight etc.

Dan I heard from Sphere’s - Gravtitech from the Terrace

Lol, I was listening in from there too. May well have been the same night as it was that time.

Smallman1 seconded

This thread is a massive opportunity for Alistair to post all the trax the “ladies love”. Holy moly, what a gimp.
Fwiw, I heard Sasha drop Professional Widow at System when it was a whitle label, the least Garage track I can think of tbf.

Looking forward to Millsy sat on his hands for about three weeks before noticing Flares’ return.

LT42 Have you heard the track Losing my edge? It was surely meant for you you old bore.

[deleted] please show me the sasha gig

When do I talk about Sasha gigs?!

[deleted] Dance music has always been poppy, rnb influenced, commercial

Only parts of it.

[deleted] hedonistic gear

I don’t see how this is in any way synonymous with the “poppy, rnb influenced, commercial” part of your description. “Hedonistic” dance music can be all of, some of, and none of, those things.

[deleted] you just attach a weird attitude of authenticity for functional music

Err, that’s news to me.

I’ve got no idea who you are, and I don’t know how you can act as if you know me.

[deleted] which cannot ever truly offer the subcultural credibility and validation you so crave

Again, I’m not even sure why I’m responding to your post because you don’t appear to talking to me or about me, but rather shouting in to some imagined void.

[deleted] Own your lane

What the heck does this mean?!

Smallman1 Volta was a shit hole

hugopal Are you all putting on the fake Jamaican accent while doing it?!

Into the weeds we go…

hugopal

I’ve got no idea who you are, and I don’t know how you can act as if you know me.

I am the borg, you will assimilate.

[deleted] no, all of it. disco was the pop music of its day. if you can’t see this, you need to go back to school.

I know that in its day some disco was pop music, and some pop music was disco. No idea what the fuck it has to do with whatever you’re blabbering on about though.

[deleted] This is why prog house failed.

It “failed”?! It did too well to be labelled a failure.

[deleted] the best techno is mutant alien pop

This is wrong, but again, not sure what it has to do with anything anyway.

bosstrabs Into the weeds we go…

Surely while “suaving the Gyaldem” you’d rather be getting “into the weed” .