25 Years of UK Garage

Was it my Bo Selecta vid?

Smallman1 Mr Tooting disagrees

Is this your Geordie ‘lass’ Edwand?

Imagine: Me, OLB and Alistair behind the velvet rope. Jeroboams of Cristal on our table. Gyaldem being suaved. Norris ‘Da Boss’ Windross playing an advertised UK Garage classics set. He drops a breakbeat track.

Hugo pops up from nowhere, crushing the bants and general vibe with a persistent nagging about how it isn’t actually a UK Garage track.

INTO THE WEEDS WE GO!

Smalls would be the subject of an all male bukkake session splat in the middle of 10 garage geezers wearing black string vests hosing him down whilst he’s in his pouch and bunny ears.
Uugh why did I just think of that.

Had the misfortune of going to a Freedom @ Bagley’s night. Not my idea. Wandered into the UKG room and it was mostly birds dancing. Most guys were in the corners looking over their shoulders scowling and sucking their teeth at each other whilst occasionally bending their knee to the snare.

BlainSA I had the same misfortune, but legged it across the road to The Cross.

Dan Mate, don’t rub it in. It was Renaissance that night as well… All my school mates bar one who also wanted to go to Renaissance were dead set on going to Bagley’s. Hindsight etc.

Dan I heard from Sphere’s - Gravtitech from the Terrace

Lol, I was listening in from there too. May well have been the same night as it was that time.

Smallman1 seconded

This thread is a massive opportunity for Alistair to post all the trax the “ladies love”. Holy moly, what a gimp.
Fwiw, I heard Sasha drop Professional Widow at System when it was a whitle label, the least Garage track I can think of tbf.

Looking forward to Millsy sat on his hands for about three weeks before noticing Flares’ return.

LT42 Have you heard the track Losing my edge? It was surely meant for you you old bore.