Are you going for the record of shittest thread started or something? Only homosexuals eat celebrations. Or care.

Just slammed an entire bag of bite-sized bountys a couple of nights ago and it wasn’t a great experience in or out.

    Wally There’s been a mutiny at Mars Wrigley!

    Bounty be uproar.

    Take my wife!

      Who doesn’t like Bounty? It a load of woke nonsense

      If I’ve had to suffer coffee fucking Revels - the population at large can suck this fucker up.

      Love coffee revels!!

      you would you fucking weirdo

      rhouses Not my proudest moment Derms. Especially when I was desperately

      What’s your fasting hours, 23 on, 1 off?

        Bounty and the Caramel one are the only ones I like in Celebrations

        Bounty is a decent choice out of that selection, better than a milky way, for fuck sake!

        rhouses

        If you eat enough of it, coconut can have a laxative effect. People who drink coconut water as part of their health regime often report it.

          Maltesers are the apex predators of the Celebrations box.

            Order of consumption = Galaxy Caramel, Galaxy Plain, Malteser, Mars, Snickers, Twix, Bounty, Milky Way.

              ScottBailey might swap the Galaxy plain and Maltesers over, but otherwise a sound order of service.

                ScottBailey Not a fan of peanuts in chocolate so after Mars it would be Twix, Milky Way, Bounty, Snickers but otherwise a solid list.

                  I’ll tell you what will herald a celebration: When Smallman dies.