LT42 haha called it.

One thing is certain lads, I would never even think about doing ATM with an European or Yank. Dave all over that though, the filthy animal.

      This thread has been a welcome return to normality. - A mixture of serious advice, war stories and fiction, all centred around shitting and arse-wiping across the 7 continents.

      Well done everyone…

      rhouses One thing is certain lads, I would never even think about doing ATM with an European or Yank. Dave all over that though, the filthy animal.

      Absolutely incorrect. Not interested in going near arses generally, even on fit birds. I like the look of an arse, but not into giving rimjobs or throwing one up there.

      I am quite open about questionable / arguably “disgusting” partialisms, and in my case, that’s burds’ feet.

          Was looking at a voucher for massages and what not for the Doris the other day for xmas and on there was both full Brazilian and anal bleaching. Be some present that would.
          ‘Mum, mum what did dad get you?’.

          seanc80 weirdo

          You’re probably a closet case who likes doing burds up the wrong ’un because imagines he’s throwing one up the dirtbox of one of his mates. The forbidden fruit.

            rhouses haha called it.

            They’re all over the city and all over the country, Rhouse. You don’t cross the Bosphorus and immediately get hit with the smell of Asian food. In fact, there’s a real lack of good Asian food on the Asian side funnily enough. This European/Asian side bollox is just an imaginary geographical line.

                Ironically Dave given your clearly defined parameters, it could be suggested that it is you that may actually be a homosexual.

                Let’s be honest. It would explain the clothes.

                  Lives alone. Check
                  Can’t handle his ale. Check
                  Prone to flouncing. Check
                  Clothes of a sex case. Check

                  CONFIRMED

                    LT42 Yup, yup. Was just messing around when I asked. I vaguely recall not being half as traumatized during the Turkey holiday as I am when I visit further west.

                      seanc80 It would explain the clothes.

                      Sean, on the other hand, was genuinely considering these last week. Which are extreme even for my tastes.

                        I’m on thin ice to be fair!

                        Cankles-McJeggings Japan
                        Thailand
                        Indonesia

                        Pooguns like Rhouses posted. There’s not really a class divide for them like India though.

                            Millsy Lives alone. Check
                            Can’t handle his ale. Check
                            Prone to flouncing. Check
                            Clothes of a sex case. Check

                            CONFIRMED

                            I’ve just realised from this helpful referral list that Dave is actually a lesbian.