Without a doubt, Japan is the GOAT of arsehole hygiene. That’s something Dermo got right in his initial post at least. Fondly recall spending a solid 40+ mins in a toilet in Narita during a layover, thoroughly enjoying the heated seat and the piss perfect spray in various pressures and temperatures right up my hole for clearance and cleanliness. Think the flush was automated as well, which was a win for all travelers.

Rhouses, I’m starting a petition to the Indian Parliament to never let you out of the country again.

rhouses Are you living in the Asian side of Istanbul, LT?

I am indeed, the leafy streets of Kozyatağı.

      LT42 haha called it.

      One thing is certain lads, I would never even think about doing ATM with an European or Yank. Dave all over that though, the filthy animal.

          This thread has been a welcome return to normality. - A mixture of serious advice, war stories and fiction, all centred around shitting and arse-wiping across the 7 continents.

          Well done everyone…

          rhouses One thing is certain lads, I would never even think about doing ATM with an European or Yank. Dave all over that though, the filthy animal.

          Absolutely incorrect. Not interested in going near arses generally, even on fit birds. I like the look of an arse, but not into giving rimjobs or throwing one up there.

          I am quite open about questionable / arguably “disgusting” partialisms, and in my case, that’s burds’ feet.

              Was looking at a voucher for massages and what not for the Doris the other day for xmas and on there was both full Brazilian and anal bleaching. Be some present that would.
              ‘Mum, mum what did dad get you?’.

              seanc80 weirdo

              You’re probably a closet case who likes doing burds up the wrong ’un because imagines he’s throwing one up the dirtbox of one of his mates. The forbidden fruit.

                rhouses haha called it.

                They’re all over the city and all over the country, Rhouse. You don’t cross the Bosphorus and immediately get hit with the smell of Asian food. In fact, there’s a real lack of good Asian food on the Asian side funnily enough. This European/Asian side bollox is just an imaginary geographical line.

                    Ironically Dave given your clearly defined parameters, it could be suggested that it is you that may actually be a homosexual.

                    Let’s be honest. It would explain the clothes.

                      Lives alone. Check
                      Can’t handle his ale. Check
                      Prone to flouncing. Check
                      Clothes of a sex case. Check

                      CONFIRMED

                        LT42 Yup, yup. Was just messing around when I asked. I vaguely recall not being half as traumatized during the Turkey holiday as I am when I visit further west.

                          seanc80 It would explain the clothes.

                          Sean, on the other hand, was genuinely considering these last week. Which are extreme even for my tastes.