rhouses haha called it.

They’re all over the city and all over the country, Rhouse. You don’t cross the Bosphorus and immediately get hit with the smell of Asian food. In fact, there’s a real lack of good Asian food on the Asian side funnily enough. This European/Asian side bollox is just an imaginary geographical line.

      Ironically Dave given your clearly defined parameters, it could be suggested that it is you that may actually be a homosexual.

      Let’s be honest. It would explain the clothes.

        Lives alone. Check
        Can’t handle his ale. Check
        Prone to flouncing. Check
        Clothes of a sex case. Check

        CONFIRMED

          LT42 Yup, yup. Was just messing around when I asked. I vaguely recall not being half as traumatized during the Turkey holiday as I am when I visit further west.

            seanc80 It would explain the clothes.

            Sean, on the other hand, was genuinely considering these last week. Which are extreme even for my tastes.

              I’m on thin ice to be fair!

              Cankles-McJeggings Japan
              Thailand
              Indonesia

              Pooguns like Rhouses posted. There’s not really a class divide for them like India though.

                  Millsy Lives alone. Check
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                  Prone to flouncing. Check
                  Clothes of a sex case. Check

                  CONFIRMED

                  I’ve just realised from this helpful referral list that Dave is actually a lesbian.

                    OK lads, can we go back to destroying Smallman now?

                    rhouses those are in ever my toilet in Finland, but I haven’t seen them anywhere else in Europe either. Maybe Sweden.

                      rhouses I assume you just shit wherever you are standing when out and about and then demand someone from a lower caste clear up the stool and attend to your balloon knot?

                        Rhouses’ arsehole often gets mistaken for a spaniel that has just emerged from a mucky river

                        bosstrabs brilliant! Mitisbushi makes unreal lifts absolutely mental expensive though,also make primo pills !

                        Have to say having a shit in Japan was unreal heated sit , power washer then plays crazy music! 10 out of 10

                          I had a shit in Tokyo airport and it analysed my stool, stated something incomprehensible in a tuneful female Japanese voice that I later discovered translated as ‘ Konnichiwa! you have stage 3 bowel cancer.’ Incredible really what they get up to.

                          Late entry for thread of the year. Top work gents.

                          BlainSA the ‘Indian’ style toilets where it’s a hole which you squat over, two indents with grip for your feet, are mostly used by the lower class. Vinny and Dermo were fairly accurate, but no one told them to travel like peasants in a train. Cheaping out on a plane ticket. Do the conversion and you’re getting what you pay for. Next to Narita airport, I’d say one of my favourite places to take a public shit would be the toilets in a 5 star hotel in India.

                          That being said, squatting is the absolute right way to be shitting when it comes to your internal system, so I wouldn’t fault that style.