Cankles-McJeggings lol it’s a plane ticket Dermo, not a beach house in Goa. $150 versus the $15 you probably spent for the train ticket.
Arsehole hygeine
Spent some time on the trains in India in 2004, absolutely horrific.
What got me through it?
Oakey’s GU007.
Laughable how everyone (millsy, comer, & dermo) are getting defensive and comparing their lifetime of disgusting bum cleaning habits to the world’s ultra poor, and the sanitary conditions they are forced into. If the benchmark is poverty stricken Indians living in the hinterlands and massive slums in the big cities, I’d recommend you reevaluate.
Cankles-McJeggings Latrine technology no, but definitely what is the correct posture.
This product making millions while Indians have been doing this for generations with no aid:
lol Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t think twice about going for the western toilet option given the choice. But still.
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Rhouses you shit into a hole in the floor for fuck sake. Giving advice to civilisation really isn’t a good idea.
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rhouses it’s a plane ticket Dermo, not a beach house in Goa. $150 versus the $15 you probably spent for the train ticket.
Check out the complete out of touchness and unawareness of rhouse. Travelling round the world with hardly any money that you had to work for and save for compared to someone who has literary wanted for nothing his entire life. Over privileged trustafarian at it’s worst. Laughable. Yeh rhouses back packers just jump on planes instead of the cheapest form of travel, you bellend.
Also you actually miss everything in-between on a plane. You silly twat.
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rhouses Pakis eh, all the same aren’t we you racist bastards.
Well in regards to your disgraceful hygeine and shitting habits, yes you are all the same.
Cankles-McJeggings Are you writing a book? lol.
Shit thread
rhouses Are you writing a book? lol.
I tell you what , I went first time 30 odd years ago and bet absolutely nothing has changed in the evolution of personal hygeine in any of the areas I mentioned since.
Cankles-McJeggings When did the Kerala trip happen?
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- It was no different. The areas I was talking about were Goa to Mumbai.
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Don’t take it too personally rhouses. Sri Lankans are animals too. Areas of Mauritius had no water in the shitter too.
Going back to toilet paper after these was like a form of abuse.
Also, think of the trees maaaan.
Cankles-McJeggings Sri Lankans are animals too.
Not sure what you’re on about here. The bogs in Sri Lanka are fine. Mostly above the standard of what we have in the UK actually.
Things have changed since 2012 then. They were exactly the same.
Cankles-McJeggings exactly the same as what?
mono-stereo
What Derm means is he went to one bog that was shit so, by association, they’re all shit and the population of the entire country are animals.
An 1800’s attitude to travel and discovery, or a bit like Karl Pilkington with Tourette’s
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As India’s were. Horrific. And I travelled round the entire country. (Apart from the Tamil area)
BlainSA you still have to dry yourself after spraying the shit away from your arse, right?
Dubman Madras the armpit of India, is horrific, Derms. Please don’t suggest Tamil Nadu if people are visiting India.
Unless it’s Auroville or Pondicherry, wink wink @bosstrabs.
Along_the_Wire Yeh, to dry. So just dabs rather than wipes. No more marmite pot/endless wiping incidents either.
Wasn’t it Dermo that had explosive diarrhoea whilst backpacking? Could be the reason for all the vitriol - which is fair.
Cankles-McJeggings I’m not sure which Sri Lankan bogs you used but I’ve never had any issues. The service station/road side traps are no better or worse then the UK.
My diet and liver function are so pure I don’t need toilet roll or bidets. Just a ghost shit once a day. Whoosh, straight down, no smell, wham bam thank you mam, what’s for lunch.
C_J Living the dream!
C_J you’ll have to show me that some time
NasserAlazzawi blink n you’ll miss it mate
mono-stereo The pungent smell of puke from alcoholic Brits, specifically, and just overall nastiness. That’s what sticks every time I entered a public restroom in the UK.
Lolz at rhouses trying to defame Britain when he shits in a hole in the floor like a caveman.
They probably thought you were there to clean it 
You’re an animal, dermo, make no mistake.
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Have just taken a shit up the Shard. Quite literally a poo with a view
For the spreadsheet, wiping was the only option
I can confirm the bogs here in Jaipur are of a high standard.