Arsehole hygeine

bosstrabs

mono-stereo We all know the Jaipurnese have good shitters.

What about the Indians though?

Dubman

mono-stereo
Excellent Mono. Hope you’re heading to Pushkar next.

mono-stereo

Dubman you been? Lovely place. Heading to Mumbai next mate.

Cankles-McJeggings

mono-stereo

It’s not the shitter. It’s the arsehole after the shit.

rhouses

Cankles-McJeggings Arseholes in India are pristine nationwide.

Admittedly, I’d be weary of the hands of folks who opt in for a mug for the splash and dash method versus the bum gun.

Cankles-McJeggings

Where does a bum gun blast all the shit, rhouse?

rhouses

Cankles-McJeggings

Here are the steps:

Wipe down with dry toilet paper for excess removal.
4-5 shots of water. Adjust pressure to avoid mishaps.
Repeat step 1.

I know you lot like to stick to just Step 1, but for appropriate Arsehole Hygiene, it’s without a doubt a three step process.

Cankles-McJeggings

So you do actually smeer shit all round your arsehole then blast it off. Do you think blasting it off keeps everything neatly in your hole or there’s a propulsion of tiny droplets absolutely jam packed with micro turds flying all over the room?

seanc80

Cankles-McJeggings o you do actually smeer shit all round your arsehole then blast it off. Do you think blasting it off keeps everything neatly in your hole or there’s a propulsion of tiny droplets absolutely jam packed with micro turds flying all over the room?

id imagine Rhouses might possibly put that in the ‘worst case scenario’ category.

-si-

Cankles-McJeggings

Lol. Rhouses splats himself in eye, again, as he squats over a mirror with his karcher jet washer, to try to free that final piece of last night’s dinner that’s glued to the hair on his arse.

Cankles-McJeggings

He tries to make out it’s a precision, somehow surgical, procedure but we all know it’ll be agricultural like a farmer pressure blasting his silage pit out. Just remember that if he’s ever preparing food for you .

rhouses

Absolutely, Comer. Worst case scenario.

And in the interest of transparency, if you go with bum blast pressure these mishaps happen. If you go with bum hug pressure, 4-5 shots do the job. Lacking confidence, do a double check of the toilet paper in step 3, post dry down, really you have nothing to worry about. It’s a foolproof process.

Either way, install a bum gun in your toilets you heathens.

Cankles-McJeggings

Would love to take a swab of

A) said turd blaster
B) Your arm
C) the surrounding area of the bathroom
D) Your clothes

Would be looking something like this if I was doing it too

rhouses

Cankles-McJeggings Pressure is crucial, and most bum guns have those settings.

Dubman

mono-stereo
Stayed in Pushkar for a week. Mt Abu was my fav place in Rajasthan. What was the smog like in Delhi & did you see the Taj Mahal. Where are you going after Mumbai

mono-stereo

Dubman You’re a well traveled man dubs. Nah didn’t get chance to see the Taj Mahal. Just a couple of days in Mumbai then back home.

Dubman

mono-stereo
Ok. Don’t suppose you went to mt Abu in Rajasthan.
Enjoy the rest of trip

Mad_Cyril

mono-stereo You’re a well traveled man dubs.

Dubbers is the board’s Uncle Travelling Matt

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