C_J Living the dream!
Arsehole hygeine
C_J you’ll have to show me that some time
NasserAlazzawi blink n you’ll miss it mate
mono-stereo The pungent smell of puke from alcoholic Brits, specifically, and just overall nastiness. That’s what sticks every time I entered a public restroom in the UK.
Lolz at rhouses trying to defame Britain when he shits in a hole in the floor like a caveman.
They probably thought you were there to clean it 
You’re an animal, dermo, make no mistake.
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Have just taken a shit up the Shard. Quite literally a poo with a view
For the spreadsheet, wiping was the only option
I can confirm the bogs here in Jaipur are of a high standard.
mono-stereo We all know the Jaipurnese have good shitters.
What about the Indians though?
mono-stereo
Excellent Mono. Hope you’re heading to Pushkar next.
It’s not the shitter. It’s the arsehole after the shit.
Cankles-McJeggings Arseholes in India are pristine nationwide.
Admittedly, I’d be weary of the hands of folks who opt in for a mug for the splash and dash method versus the bum gun.
Where does a bum gun blast all the shit, rhouse?
Here are the steps:
- Wipe down with dry toilet paper for excess removal.
- 4-5 shots of water. Adjust pressure to avoid mishaps.
- Repeat step 1.
I know you lot like to stick to just Step 1, but for appropriate Arsehole Hygiene, it’s without a doubt a three step process.
So you do actually smeer shit all round your arsehole then blast it off. Do you think blasting it off keeps everything neatly in your hole or there’s a propulsion of tiny droplets absolutely jam packed with micro turds flying all over the room?
Cankles-McJeggings o you do actually smeer shit all round your arsehole then blast it off. Do you think blasting it off keeps everything neatly in your hole or there’s a propulsion of tiny droplets absolutely jam packed with micro turds flying all over the room?
id imagine Rhouses might possibly put that in the ‘worst case scenario’ category.
Lol. Rhouses splats himself in eye, again, as he squats over a mirror with his karcher jet washer, to try to free that final piece of last night’s dinner that’s glued to the hair on his arse.