FAO to the A to the O of Sean of Rhouses
Is there a menu?
rhouses Is there a menu?
No, it’s that exclusive.
I just rang them up and basically said “Mate, I see you’re in the Michelin Guide yeah? Well if anyone knows how to cook up a properly spicy Chicken Jalfrezy and Garlic Naan like that proper Indian food what you get in the UK it will be you. Send it within an hour or I’ll come and turn your restaurant upside down.”
“Give me some of those potato balls as well. A-BOSH!”
“If this fucking food isn’t here in the next 20 minutes I will be forced to pen a strongly worded letter! Good day to you, sir!”
“WHERES MY FUCKING POPPADOMS, YOU CUNTS?”
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bosstrabs Just discovered I have a Michelin-starred Indian in my neighbourhood!
rhouses There is no way that restaurant is Michelin starred going by the pictures.
Aww bless, Dave thinks that a restaurant being listed in the Michelin guide must mean it has a star!
The restaurant is clearly listed, but also has not been awarded a star (as should be obvious to anyone actually familiar with such things by the lack of * star on the listing).
On another note, as I’d already posted in one of Dave’s other threads on China, the general standard of food is probably so low that likely anywhere which doesn’t instantaneously give you salmonella/norovirus/botulism etc. automatically gets listed.
There’s some proper fucking shite looking places listed for Beijing, including that Indian gaffe.
Here are some more tempting looking places:
https://guide.michelin.com/en/beijing-municipality/beijing/restaurant/liu-quan-ju
https://guide.michelin.com/en/beijing-municipality/beijing/restaurant/jingyi
I’ve heard it all now, Michelin starred delivery
LOL!
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Hursty I’ve heard it all now, Michelin starred delivery
LOL!
The Beijing place is not Michelin starred.
But I saw that in London beginning in lockdown a number of actual Michelin starred places started doing delivery and some still seem to be, including Indian places like Veeraswamy:
https://www.squaremeal.co.uk/restaurants/best-for/michelin-starred-food-delivery-london-uk_9734
Invite sent, Hugo!
To Aspergers School.
bosstrabs Invite sent, Hugo!
To Aspergers School.
If “Bants School” is where you supposedly learn to have bants, then “Aspergers School” would be where you supposedly learn to have aspergers - so you saying you’ve sent me an invite would mean you don’t think I already have aspergers, which is a change of tune for you!
I wouldn’t be surprised if Raj in Beijing served crow in that jalfrezi Dave ordered.
Dave has defo had some dog in his Rogan Josh takeaway from Raj in Beijing.
Can’t have been that good as you haven’t mentioned it.
Also, chicken instead of lamb for a jalfrezi? Oh dear.