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  • FAO to the A to the O of Sean of Rhouses

bosstrabs I’d send you an invite to some kind of culinary tasting course, but such a thing won’t exist in China; it appears the only schools you can attend there are state-sponsored “re-education camps”.

    hugopal Correct Hugo, I think you have autism but not full blown ASPERGERS. Just like you have HIV but not full blown AIDS yet.

        bosstrabs Correct Hugo, I think you have autism but not full blown ASPERGERS. Just like you have HIV but not full blown AIDS yet.

        Considering you’ve probably contracted full blown AIDS from your dodgy Chinese hookers I bet you’re aware of all the signs.

          I wouldn’t be surprised if Raj in Beijing served crow in that jalfrezi Dave ordered.

            rhouses Don’t worry, I smashed up their restaurant anyway and left some racist graffiti on the doors.

              Dave has defo had some dog in his Rogan Josh takeaway from Raj in Beijing.

                Can’t have been that good as you haven’t mentioned it.

                Also, chicken instead of lamb for a jalfrezi? Oh dear.

                rhouses Find me a good Indian in Beijing.

                It’s a city of 20 million people, there must be an absolutely boss Indian here.

                    Bet someone does a mean Chicken feet Biriani or Bat Tikka Masala. Filthy bastards 🤮

                    bosstrabs The only countries I’d proactively want to eat Indian food would be England, Malaysia and the UAE. I’d say Singapore as well, but that would be a complete waste of a holiday.

                    Will see if there are any options worth visiting in Beijing when I’m bumming around on the internet. Raj is certainly not it.

                    But surely you should limit options to Spanish and Italian when you’re out there. I say this rolling my eyes.

                        rhouses Rhouses, don’t be a fuckin bollix as your namesake would say.

                        Yeah, I’ll fucking fly to Malaysia just because I fancy a decent Indian.

                        Why don’t you stop banging on about my choice of Indian and help me find a decent one? Do something fucking useful for once. Someone (me) is kind enough to ask your spasticated brain for some advice and get yourself some kudos and you just go “mmmeehnenn I’d probably eat in UAE of Malaysia”.

                          First mistake, living in Beijing

                          rhouses

                          You’ve already served that pathetic shit up once before rhouses. I’d have hoped you’d have been too embarrassed to do it again but no.

                              rhouses it does look ace.

                              London actually has 13 one Michelin star restaurants in total.

                              https://guide.michelin.com/gb/en/restaurants/1-star-michelin/indian?showMap=true

                              Berlin also has the only Michelin listed Indian restaurant in Germany - it did have one star for its first few years of opening but seems to have lost it this year. I’ve not tried it yet, but from my limited experience of Indian food here it would have surprised me if somewhere had managed to do it to one star level.

                              https://www.india-club-berlin.com/

                                  hugopal Christmas menu looks pretty banging for that Berlin restaurant. 78 euros also, priced well. Good on that chef giving Old Monk some exposure, it’s a delicious rum.

                                    Come on @rhouses , you’ve got a job to do, and that’s find the best Indian in Beijing, you bastard.