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  • FAO to the A to the O of Sean of Rhouses

Bet someone does a mean Chicken feet Biriani or Bat Tikka Masala. Filthy bastards 🤮

bosstrabs The only countries I’d proactively want to eat Indian food would be England, Malaysia and the UAE. I’d say Singapore as well, but that would be a complete waste of a holiday.

Will see if there are any options worth visiting in Beijing when I’m bumming around on the internet. Raj is certainly not it.

But surely you should limit options to Spanish and Italian when you’re out there. I say this rolling my eyes.

      rhouses Rhouses, don’t be a fuckin bollix as your namesake would say.

      Yeah, I’ll fucking fly to Malaysia just because I fancy a decent Indian.

      Why don’t you stop banging on about my choice of Indian and help me find a decent one? Do something fucking useful for once. Someone (me) is kind enough to ask your spasticated brain for some advice and get yourself some kudos and you just go “mmmeehnenn I’d probably eat in UAE of Malaysia”.

        First mistake, living in Beijing

        rhouses

        You’ve already served that pathetic shit up once before rhouses. I’d have hoped you’d have been too embarrassed to do it again but no.

            rhouses it does look ace.

            London actually has 13 one Michelin star restaurants in total.

            https://guide.michelin.com/gb/en/restaurants/1-star-michelin/indian?showMap=true

            Berlin also has the only Michelin listed Indian restaurant in Germany - it did have one star for its first few years of opening but seems to have lost it this year. I’ve not tried it yet, but from my limited experience of Indian food here it would have surprised me if somewhere had managed to do it to one star level.

            https://www.india-club-berlin.com/

                hugopal Christmas menu looks pretty banging for that Berlin restaurant. 78 euros also, priced well. Good on that chef giving Old Monk some exposure, it’s a delicious rum.

                  Come on @rhouses , you’ve got a job to do, and that’s find the best Indian in Beijing, you bastard.

                    bosstrabs Getting a foot massage & pedicure today at home, from our masseuse.

                      It’s coincidental Rhouses, I’m off to see my masseuse today too.

                      Not planning on getting a pedicure off her though.

                        bosstrabs Mine refused to enter the home without my wife in it the first couple of months and refused referrals unless there were females in the house, she’s not that type of masseuse.

                        Doesn’t help her name is Jaanu, which means “my beloved”.

                            rhouses lol. Your rapey reputation precedes you, Rhouses.

                              “Honestly, Jan, it’ll be fine. Make up some religious excuse about not going into the house unless his wife is there, he won’t be able to finger you if she’s there! And under no circumstances allow his wife to leave the room to beat the cook, he’ll stick a deep dish global underground on and start playing with his bum gun!”

                              Si is sort of the Bryan Robson of bants, sometimes he is massively on his game but other times you wonder if he ia pissed or high on painkillers.

                                bosstrabs thoughts on his current effort? Some show of promise but massively lets himself down with the overall final product imo