FAO to the A to the O of Sean of Rhouses

Cankles-McJeggings

Bet someone does a mean Chicken feet Biriani or Bat Tikka Masala. Filthy bastards 🤮

rhouses

bosstrabs The only countries I’d proactively want to eat Indian food would be England, Malaysia and the UAE. I’d say Singapore as well, but that would be a complete waste of a holiday.

Will see if there are any options worth visiting in Beijing when I’m bumming around on the internet. Raj is certainly not it.

But surely you should limit options to Spanish and Italian when you’re out there. I say this rolling my eyes.

bosstrabs

rhouses Rhouses, don’t be a fuckin bollix as your namesake would say.

Yeah, I’ll fucking fly to Malaysia just because I fancy a decent Indian.

Why don’t you stop banging on about my choice of Indian and help me find a decent one? Do something fucking useful for once. Someone (me) is kind enough to ask your spasticated brain for some advice and get yourself some kudos and you just go “mmmeehnenn I’d probably eat in UAE of Malaysia”.

rhouses

Hursty @hugopal now this looks Michelin quality:

Not need to watch, Dermo. I don’t want you to get an aneurysm triggered from class warfare.

Cankles-McJeggings

rhouses

You’ve already served that pathetic shit up once before rhouses. I’d have hoped you’d have been too embarrassed to do it again but no.

Morty-C-137

rhouses oh goody.. videos of other people eating 🤮

Hursty

First mistake, living in Beijing

rhouses

Cankles-McJeggings well at least check out the Instagram page, defo on my to-do list when a London trip happens. But it will be at the restaurant, not take away.

https://instagram.com/gymkhanalondon

hugopal

rhouses it does look ace.

London actually has 13 one Michelin star restaurants in total.

https://guide.michelin.com/gb/en/restaurants/1-star-michelin/indian?showMap=true

Berlin also has the only Michelin listed Indian restaurant in Germany - it did have one star for its first few years of opening but seems to have lost it this year. I’ve not tried it yet, but from my limited experience of Indian food here it would have surprised me if somewhere had managed to do it to one star level.

https://www.india-club-berlin.com/

rhouses

hugopal Christmas menu looks pretty banging for that Berlin restaurant. 78 euros also, priced well. Good on that chef giving Old Monk some exposure, it’s a delicious rum.

bosstrabs

Come on @rhouses , you’ve got a job to do, and that’s find the best Indian in Beijing, you bastard.

rhouses

bosstrabs Stop ordering in from Raj, tripadvisor reviews are not pretty, those pictures made me want to vomit:
https://www.tripadvisor.in/Restaurants-g294212-c24-Beijing.html

bosstrabs

rhouses Your pictures make me want to vomit. Cut your toenails, for a start.

rhouses

bosstrabs Getting a foot massage & pedicure today at home, from our masseuse.

bosstrabs

It’s coincidental Rhouses, I’m off to see my masseuse today too.

Not planning on getting a pedicure off her though.

rhouses

bosstrabs Mine refused to enter the home without my wife in it the first couple of months and refused referrals unless there were females in the house, she’s not that type of masseuse.

Doesn’t help her name is Jaanu, which means “my beloved”.

Millsy

rhouses lol. Your rapey reputation precedes you, Rhouses.

-si-

“Honestly, Jan, it’ll be fine. Make up some religious excuse about not going into the house unless his wife is there, he won’t be able to finger you if she’s there! And under no circumstances allow his wife to leave the room to beat the cook, he’ll stick a deep dish global underground on and start playing with his bum gun!”

bosstrabs

Si is sort of the Bryan Robson of bants, sometimes he is massively on his game but other times you wonder if he ia pissed or high on painkillers.

Millsy

bosstrabs thoughts on his current effort? Some show of promise but massively lets himself down with the overall final product imo

-si-

bosstrabs

Thanks, dave.

Cankles-McJeggings

Millsy thoughts on his current effort? Some show of promise but massively lets himself down with the overall final product imo

He’s the Wilko’s of BANTS. Occasionally delivers for fuck all but in general it’s shit and will let you down.

Ppt for life.

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