LT42 not sure you would have her to yourself in the boudoir. Likely you would be joined by some bloke called ‘Diesel’ that she met in Negril and would be forced into some weird DP action where your balls constantly rattle against his while she recites quadratic equations during the vinegars. Grim.
Coz she's a walking talking.. living d..
Her children must be extremely proud to learn of this 6 way fuck circle. Go mum!
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She’s smashing it in the gym, how do they stay in place like that?
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/carol-vorderman-62-shows-super-29567627
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“Still got a 62 year old vag though, no matter how much makeup, surgery and filters she uses, she’s old.”
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Well if the rumours are true a slack fanny is nothing to worry about. There’s much tighter an inch away 
Cankles-McJeggings that could have been obliterated as well though?
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Lol. Thinking you’ve got a fallback plan only to find she’s prolapsed and that you’ll also be joined by ‘Diesel’ from Pure Gym.
Would definitely be interested in an exploration party to see for myself.
She tried very hard to get in my mate’s pants when we met her at an awards do about six months ago. Absolutely loves it.