Why not tell a local how much of a fucking cunt they are for going to the hassle of making a béchamel sauce when they could of just bought a jar of Dolmio® Lasagne Creamy White Sauce whilst in the eternal city?

    Hope you packed the factor 50 and your crab cream.

    Inviting the neighbours beside the Airbnb around to share a nawtee deep pan Goodfellas pepperoni.

    There was this Essex special lass we knew that called up Papa John’s off her face demanding a Dolmio’s pepperoni pizza. They couldn’t understand what the fuck she was on about. She was on there for about 20 minutes repeating ’Dolmio’s… Dolmio’s….' We soon had to put her out of her misery and tell her she wasn’t calling Domino’s.

      Vomero 5s delivered today, even better in hand.

        rhouses Vomero 5s delivered today, even better in hand.

        They’re meant for your feet rhouses.