4 days later

’Twas the night before New Year, and all through the house
Not a Cankles was stirring, not even a flounce;
The jeggings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that old Ian soon would be there

    Read that several times now. It’s really good Dave. Lol 😂

    The thought of Canks visiting in the night is really unsettling. Waking up to find all the gin is gone and ur worst acid house records have been played. Kids all touched up obvs.

      13 days later

      Hello lads, I’m back after me wee hiatus, family emergency needed tending to yah see. Anyhow, look at teh new trousers Santa brought fer me!

        Just catching up here. So dermy fucked off again for the 37th time? Seems like a balanced response to the goings on of a massively popular message board.

          Serious business, this message-boarding.