Cankles McJeggings does have a ‘Rumplestiltskin’ ring to it, which is a great name to put the fear of god up the paedos.

1,2,3,4, Cankles McJeggings is at your door,
5,6 grab your crucifix
7,8 never stay up late
9,10 hammer time again

    To summon him, look into the mirror and say:

    “Cankles McJeggings”

    “Cankles McJeggings”

    “CAnkles McJEggings!”

    Millsy
    1-2 in an Adidas shoe
    3-4 Cankles is at your door
    5-6 Jeggings full of rips
    7-8 Hammer to your skullplate

    Millsy Cankles McJeggings does have a ‘Rumplestiltskin’ ring to it, which is a great name to put the fear of god up the paedos.

    1,2,3,4, Cankles McJeggings is at your door,
    5,6 grab your crucifix
    7,8 never stay up late
    9,10 hammer time again

    MIllsy, after the above, if you call my bants grim ever again, i am sending hanners and rhouses to stay at yours for a fortnight.

      -si- you’re a strange one si, I’ll give you that

      Saino’s are selling the Peppa Pig annual now, did think of Si and MC when I saw it.

      • -si- replied to this.

        Smallman1 Saino’s are selling the Peppa Pig annual now, did think of Si and MC when I saw it.

        Good man, ed! Great to hear you’re back in the kids book section again, looking for something new to read after absolutely blazing you way through the latest enid blyton in less than 6 months!

        No stopping you now, bud!

          Millsy

          OK. Thanks, m8. I haven’t got a line one though. What did she say?

          Si with the Anklepants avi. Massive respect!

          Reading this thread is a bit like rubber necking on the motorway at a crash site

          Millsy
          I’m in the process of making some medal moulds for Si & Zacko.

          Any precious metal donations, old sovs or ‘gold’ chains, wives gold teeth, etc much appreciated.

          Reading Cankles-McJeggings replied to this written below a post is probably the hardest I have ever laughed at anything on here, which is quite a statement!