Kells77 Usually surrounded by those lads ‘dave’ is fond of in aspiration (but naff) bars

    Of course she’s horrific…. just thought the text was amusing!

    What those lonely heart ads really mean…

    40-ish………………..49

    Adventurous……………Slept with all your mates

    Athletic………………No tits

    Average looking………..Has a face like an arse

    Beautiful……………..Pathological liar

    Contagious Smile……….Does a lot of pills

    Emotionally Secure……..On medication

    Feminist………………Fat

    Free spirit……………Junkie

    Friendship first……….Former slut

    Gentle………………..Dull

    Good Listener………….Autistic

    New-Age……………….Body hair problems

    Old-fashioned………….No BJs or ana1

    Open-minded……………Desperate

    Outgoing………………Loud and Embarrassing

    Passionate…………….Sloppy drunk

    Poet………………….Depressive

    Professional…………..B*tch

    Romantic………………Frigid

    Voluptuous…………….Very Fat

    Large lady…………….Hugely Fat

    Wants Soulmate…………Stalker

    Widow…………………Murderer

    Likes eating out……..fat cunt

    Seeks knight in shining armour….ex is a psycho

      Dan Seeks knight in shining armor = Needy bitch that can’t do anything by herself imo

        If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best 🤮

        benson Ed I probably still have her number somewhere if you want it.

        Sure, nothing ventured, nothing gained!

          Looks like it’s called imgur Hursty.

          I’ve never heard of it I must say.

          What I like about ‘dating’ is the bit when you persuade the bird to stand on your balls and shout at you in thick Beijing vernacular for no add-on fees because she thinks it seems ‘fun’.

            bosstrabs lol. For 20 RMB you can also go on a socially-distanced walking date