bosstrabs Smallman is given ten questions on fluid dynamics, theoretical physics and neo-endogenous economic growth theory

My specialist subjects.

Chocolate for the chocolate box good looks it is.

Absolutely winning as always.

      Smallman1 My specialist subjects.

      Damn.

      15 questions then, including ‘The History of the Byzantine Empire’ and ‘The complete works of Charles Dickens’ too then.

        Would benson phillips have the nasty streak required to melt part of ed’s face with molten cheese though? Need to make sure there are no weak links if you are going to get this show on the air!

        Good point Si, although having been off air for years I’d imagine he’d be all over a decent paid gig.

        Jules72 they’re the ones who send 🥰 emojis to the likes of Donald Silverbridge so he’ll sign up and pay a tenner a month to read his messages on Boredhousewives.com

          She should be a little more specific. And maybe smile a bit.

          Jules72 With an opener like that, I would bet good money her inbox is full of knob shots with the caption “I bet you’d love to eat this”

              Jules72 I speak from experience. 😂 You see enough dick pics on dating sites WITHOUT that sort of invitation 😂

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                You have 3 questions to answer to let swiping blokes know more about you…. and what do you do? You tell them you love coriander… fucking hell

                I’d take that as a condiment Jules.

                Oi oi!

                Maybe she planned to add more info, but was out of THYME.

                Phil-McRackin She’s had a Reg there.Those pants look a bit full at the front too.

                Those pants look like when I tuck my massive donger between my legs and pretend I’m a girl.