I’ll tell you what would be great. If Dave Benson-Phillips (my tracksuit icon) set up a game called ‘Chocolate or Cheese?’ with Smallman strapped into a chair above the customary gunk tank.
Smallman is given ten questions on fluid dynamics, theoretical physics and neo-endogenous economic growth theory. Whenever he gets a question right, he gets a tub of chocolate dumped over his ‘chocolate box good looks’ while Jaded Clubbers regulars jeer disappointedly. Whenever he gets a question wrong, he gets varieties of molten liquid cheese bunged over his head at blistering temperatures.
