Dating apps and war stories

Never… tell me more…

Jules72 With an opener like that, I would bet good money her inbox is full of knob shots with the caption “I bet you’d love to eat this”

She should be a little more specific. And maybe smile a bit.

Not sure about the suit jacket.

Kells77 haha exactly what a couple of mates just replied to me

Jules72 I speak from experience. 😂 You see enough dick pics on dating sites WITHOUT that sort of invitation 😂

You have 3 questions to answer to let swiping blokes know more about you…. and what do you do? You tell them you love coriander… fucking hell

I’d take that as a condiment Jules.

Oi oi!

She’s had a Reg there.Those pants look a bit full at the front too.

Phil-McRackin She’s had a Reg there.Those pants look a bit full at the front too.

Those pants look like when I tuck my massive donger between my legs and pretend I’m a girl.

Maybe she planned to add more info, but was out of THYME.

bosstrabs Buffalo Dave…..‘put the lotion in the basket’

I like how her name is REGina

Should say Love oREGano

REGmary

Lol 😂 … bit of advice though lads - don’t ever get divorced

She looks a bit like a bird I shagged from BASILdon.

Up the parsley, Granto?

Old-Dutch LOL, natch.

I’d sage she’s lovely girl

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