What app are you on?
Dating apps and war stories
Looks like it’s called imgur Hursty.
I’ve never heard of it I must say.
What I like about ‘dating’ is the bit when you persuade the bird to stand on your balls and shout at you in thick Beijing vernacular for no add-on fees because she thinks it seems ‘fun’.
Am chatting to an absolute smoker on Bumble.
It’s probably Purple Aki.
You can indeed Kells.
Christ… hours and hours wasted swiping through shite like this:
Jules72 reminds me, I don’t suppose anyone else has had cheese chocolates before? Sounds a bit unusual, but made by a master French chocolatier and an intriguing and delicious concoction.
I used to always pick up a box whenever I was in Paris.
That’s Ed’s Xmas gift sorted. Thanks Hugo!
Jules72 At least she doesn’t look completely mental, mate
Cheese chocolates?
I’ve heard it all now.
S to the werve, obvs.