Good point Si, although having been off air for years I’d imagine he’d be all over a decent paid gig.

Jules72 they’re the ones who send 🥰 emojis to the likes of Donald Silverbridge so he’ll sign up and pay a tenner a month to read his messages on Boredhousewives.com

She should be a little more specific. And maybe smile a bit.

Jules72 With an opener like that, I would bet good money her inbox is full of knob shots with the caption “I bet you’d love to eat this”

    Jules72 I speak from experience. 😂 You see enough dick pics on dating sites WITHOUT that sort of invitation 😂

    9 days later

    You have 3 questions to answer to let swiping blokes know more about you…. and what do you do? You tell them you love coriander… fucking hell

    I’d take that as a condiment Jules.

    Oi oi!

    Maybe she planned to add more info, but was out of THYME.

    Phil-McRackin She’s had a Reg there.Those pants look a bit full at the front too.

    Those pants look like when I tuck my massive donger between my legs and pretend I’m a girl.

      Lol 😂 … bit of advice though lads - don’t ever get divorced

      She looks a bit like a bird I shagged from BASILdon.